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So many of you have asked me in Private Messages, "Where do you find your Models?" Or, what they really mean is, "Where can I find some too?"

Well, it depends on what you mean by Models. If we are talking about attractive women, that's one thing. If you mean Sports Cars, that's another. Or maybe you are obsessed with tall buildings, or awesome Sunsets. Take a look around you, if you are not surrounded by those things and/or see them on a daily basis, then I suggest you Move, or Travel.

That's why I live in Dallas, "By God," Texas. If you don't like Dallas, and you don't mind traffic, and the Humidity, I suggest Houston. Failing that, you can visit Austin, but I don't suggest moving there, the Police Department makes the SS look like slackers. Pretty much anywhere in Texas except Corpus Christi, will work.

Dallas, and Texas in general has an abundance of lovely young ladies, BUT!

Here is the thing. There "Used," to be a certain sorta of cachet, to being an Artist, or a Photographer. That's mostly, all kinda gone.

I blame Digital cameras. It used to be, guys look me, who shot on film had great work, you could tell we did great work. The creeps who "Pretended," to be me, did crap work, and it showed. I was posting work in Magazines, and local publications, and models found me. Creeps hung around Malls, bothered girls, and had business cards.

Now the Creeps have digital cameras, which give them do overs, and then they have photoshop, and they post on some shitty website like Model Mayhem. Give their "Garage," a fancy studio name like "Images of a Goddess, and wham." They am a perfessional. Then they way over pay some "princess," just to see her all nekkie, and now she has a big head, and thinks a hunnerd dollars an hour to pose in her underpants with her hands over her boobs is Art.

Also thanks to Model freakin Mayhem, now these princesses have the idea, they can bring their boyfriend along, and demand this and that, because the last guy let them do it. These days I ask if a model is on that site, and if they say yes, I pass. I won't even start on the Forums there moderated by the "White Knights," who tell the princesses, that everything they do is perfect.

Now you can try Craig's List. But be warned. Those same guys and their pals, have poisoned that water hole too. Besides the GWC's (Guys with Cameras) there are the other gang that thinks if they run an ad for a model, that some sort of Sexual Favor should go with it. Funny thing, that scares off half the models who go there, the other like it, and expect to make an additional few hundred giving you a happy ending, after the pretend modeling.

Pretend Modeling? that's what GWC's do. You see their beeyotch of a wife, won't let them go to a topless bar for a few hours, but she will let the perv, hang a sheet in the garage, and spend a couple grand on a camera, and give some princess a couple hundred to stand around in her underwear for a few hours. Who is fooling who? I dunno, they ain't fooling me

Now you can always try hanging around a bar for a few hours, and talking to a few girls. I've had success with that in the past, but the last time I asked a young lady if she wanted to model some sundresses, her husband came screaming out on the Patio ten minutes later, hollering, "Don't you ever come in this bar again!" Lol, that was fun. Twenty five years younger than me, and thirty pounds heavier, and all he can do is holler. They threw him out of the bar before I could even stand up. Idiot should not have left me alone with his wife if he was that insecure.

Now some guys, mainly GWC's think it's just a matter of Money. Well number one, it's not, the best models don't work based on the dollar amount. Number two, you can't compete with Webcams, and that's where the money is at. That and strip bars. I've seen girls pull down twelve hundred a night in a strip bar, and thought that was something. These days I've done a little research into webcams. I watched one pretty girl make eight hundred for a private 15 minute show, then I looked around, and watched another make fifteen hundred in an hour faking orgasms.

Then I found some Real Pro's at it, and there's girls making what I estimate to be close to three thousand a week, when they choose to work. So A. it's not about the money, and B. even if it is, you can't top what they can make without you. Plus they get Total Control over their product.

So maybe I should have titled this "Why You! Can't get Models.
  • Listening to: sweet silence
  • Watching: The cat eat
  • Playing: with the cat
  • Drinking: Beer
So many of you have asked me in Private Messages, "Where do you find your Models?" Or, what they really mean is, "Where can I find some too?"

Well, it depends on what you mean by Models. If we are talking about attractive women, that's one thing. If you mean Sports Cars, that's another. Or maybe you are obsessed with tall buildings, or awesome Sunsets. Take a look around you, if you are not surrounded by those things and/or see them on a daily basis, then I suggest you Move, or Travel.

That's why I live in Dallas, "By God," Texas. If you don't like Dallas, and you don't mind traffic, and the Humidity, I suggest Houston. Failing that, you can visit Austin, but I don't suggest moving there, the Police Department makes the SS look like slackers. Pretty much anywhere in Texas except Corpus Christi, will work.

Dallas, and Texas in general has an abundance of lovely young ladies, BUT!

Here is the thing. There "Used," to be a certain sorta of cachet, to being an Artist, or a Photographer. That's mostly, all kinda gone.

I blame Digital cameras. It used to be, guys look me, who shot on film had great work, you could tell we did great work. The creeps who "Pretended," to be me, did crap work, and it showed. I was posting work in Magazines, and local publications, and models found me. Creeps hung around Malls, bothered girls, and had business cards.

Now the Creeps have digital cameras, which give them do overs, and then they have photoshop, and they post on some shitty website like Model Mayhem. Give their "Garage," a fancy studio name like "Images of a Goddess, and wham." They am a perfessional. Then they way over pay some "princess," just to see her all nekkie, and now she has a big head, and thinks a hunnerd dollars an hour to pose in her underpants with her hands over her boobs is Art.

Also thanks to Model freakin Mayhem, now these princesses have the idea, they can bring their boyfriend along, and demand this and that, because the last guy let them do it. These days I ask if a model is on that site, and if they say yes, I pass. I won't even start on the Forums there moderated by the "White Knights," who tell the princesses, that everything they do is perfect.

Now you can try Craig's List. But be warned. Those same guys and their pals, have poisoned that water hole too. Besides the GWC's (Guys with Cameras) there are the other gang that thinks if they run an ad for a model, that some sort of Sexual Favor should go with it. Funny thing, that scares off half the models who go there, the other like it, and expect to make an additional few hundred giving you a happy ending, after the pretend modeling.

Pretend Modeling? that's what GWC's do. You see their beeyotch of a wife, won't let them go to a topless bar for a few hours, but she will let the perv, hang a sheet in the garage, and spend a couple grand on a camera, and give some princess a couple hundred to stand around in her underwear for a few hours. Who is fooling who? I dunno, they ain't fooling me

Now you can always try hanging around a bar for a few hours, and talking to a few girls. I've had success with that in the past, but the last time I asked a young lady if she wanted to model some sundresses, her husband came screaming out on the Patio ten minutes later, hollering, "Don't you ever come in this bar again!" Lol, that was fun. Twenty five years younger than me, and thirty pounds heavier, and all he can do is holler. They threw him out of the bar before I could even stand up. Idiot should not have left me alone with his wife if he was that insecure.

Now some guys, mainly GWC's think it's just a matter of Money. Well number one, it's not, the best models don't work based on the dollar amount. Number two, you can't compete with Webcams, and that's where the money is at. That and strip bars. I've seen girls pull down twelve hundred a night in a strip bar, and thought that was something. These days I've done a little research into webcams. I watched one pretty girl make eight hundred for a private 15 minute show, then I looked around, and watched another make fifteen hundred in an hour faking orgasms.

Then I found some Real Pro's at it, and there's girls making what I estimate to be close to three thousand a week, when they choose to work. So A. it's not about the money, and B. even if it is, you can't top what they can make without you. Plus they get Total Control over their product.

So maybe I should have titled this "Why You! Can't get Models.
  • Listening to: sweet silence
  • Watching: The cat eat
  • Playing: with the cat
  • Drinking: Beer

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:iconrrrrrricossssssuave:
Hello!

Just ran through your gallery. You got some nice pictures. Very cheerful and fun loving models in natural environment :)
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Tzoli Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Very happy birthday! :)
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doodyone Featured By Owner Edited Aug 14, 2014
Who ran amok in Kent :)
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DJWill Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Happy B-day Dude! ;)
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voyeur2 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013
nice
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atomicrick Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
sent a llama your way ... it was too rude and ill-tempered for me ... maybe you can saddle break it !
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Universal-Stardust Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
Welcome to :iconthe-creative-adult:
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FOVDPhotography Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Professional Photographer
Happy Birthday John
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Retroglamtogg Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
I just LOVE your gallery and your choice of real natural girls as models...will be dropping by a lot!
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